Verse 1
Well I’m a nerd,
so Star Wars is my life.
Jump in my X-Wing
You try to fly with me.
I've got my hyper drive.
I'm standing by Red Five.
Oh you can't deny,
this Skywalker surprise!
I've got a real bad feeling about this
The Princess said we're her only hope
And Ben asked me, If I’d go with him
And at first I said no.
Verse 2
Obi-Wan teach me your ways
To live without fear,
But when you were struck down
You disappeared.
Oh he said the Force is what gives a Jedi his power.
An energy field created by living things.
It surround, penetrates,
Obeys, and controls us.
Which binds our galaxy together.
Break
I'm Rebel with a cause
I've Got my proton torpedo
I'm gonna kill the Death Star
Like Han killed Greedo
Verse 3
Oh I mastered the force
Before I could walk.
Gained wisdom like Yoda
Before I could talk.
"When 900 years old you reach, hehe.
Look this good you will not hahaha!"
Well thank you master for reminding me
That I'm not all that hot.
I use my lightsaber,
To cut and toast my bread.
But the Empire try and mess with me
I'll be crackin' open those Stormtrooper heads
Oh oh, crackin' open those Stormtrooper heads.
Bridge
Protocol Driod, C3P0
Those little Jawa brats
They tried to take you away.
Astromech, Droid R2D2
We had no idea what you've been through
These are not the droids you are looking for, move along.
And we'll need their help to end this galactic war!
*Ehem*
Verse 4
We met the captain of the Millennium Falcon
We’re off to Alderan, so please don't ask us no questions
Looks like my speeder I'll have to pawn
Ah man! Ugh. I loved that thing!
Chewys' clearly jealous of the Han and Leia
He's screaming like "Hrahwrarrraahhhhgrah!!!"
Well don't worry bro, you don't have to hurt her.
Cuz Han still your number one scruffy nerf herder.
Bridge
But who's my dad, oh who's my dad,
Darth Vader are you my dad?
But you're evil and tall.
Vader's on the dark side and so very tall.
He's got a black cape and asthma,
red saber, He's a Sith so don't ask him.
Breakdown
But he says he's my dad,
but I don't understand.
How can you love me
and still slice off my hand?
So see ya later father,
Don't bother!
Don't call me!
down this Cloud City pipe I'm fallin'.
Nooooooooooooo!!!
Verse 4
Leia come save me.
You can hear my thoughts so save me.
You're my sister apparently. Uh. Gross.
(uhhhh yeeeah)
Outro
Yeah I'm Luke Skywalker!
And I'm not a creepy stalker
I've got the Rebel Alliance
And the Ewoks on my side.
Yeah I'm Luke Skywalker!
You'll remember my name.
Especially after Disney makes some more movies,
to recap my fame.
A long long time ago
In a galaxy far far away
That's where you'll find me
And that's where I'll stay.
credits
from Everything,
released January 5, 2014
Artist: Midnight Atmosphere
Album: Everything
Title: “Rebel With A Cause”
Track #: 7
Lyrics written by: Michael Lee Shomler
Melody written by: Midnight Atmosphere
Vocals/Impressions: Michael Lee Shomler
Lead/Rhythm Guitar: Michael Lee Shomler
Synth: Bryan Grau
Bass (written by): Michael Knight
Bass (recorded by): Michael Lee Shomler
Drums (written by): Bryan Grau & Florian Herjeu
Drums (recorded by): Bryan Grau
Mixed by: Michael Lee Shomler
Mastered by: Adamm Mitchell
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